Good morning! Or whatever time it is. This is my blog, and I have no idea why. Prepare for lots of crap and possibly something interesting as I continue my life, one day each day. Keep it chill, people. Oh, and by the way, I'm @Abzol on Twitter, if you wanna chat.
April 7th
1:23 PM
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siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

April 5th
3:05 PM
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lucastakei:

eeveelutions

Pashikiso's the best

April 4th
2:39 AM
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phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.


he’s gonna get some problems with this here

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

he’s gonna get some problems with this here

March 8th
9:58 AM
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arbouxlolihunter:

The Witch and The Hundred Knights Swamp Witch Metallica 1/8 Scale Figure

This looks sooooooooooo good. I need to get it

She’s 10,850円. For this fig, how’s that expensive?

February 9th
8:46 PM
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lumos5001:

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

it’s like when you have your tabs out of order and you just

image

https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topicsearchin/websearch/web$20search$20bar|sort:relevance|spell:true/websearch/rWuCGv4OluA

2guard:

*internal screaming*


This is the correct way to wash computer parts, you know. It’s not like they’re solveable in water - as long as you let them dry off properly before plugging them back in a power source.

2guard:

*internal screaming*

This is the correct way to wash computer parts, you know. It’s not like they’re solveable in water - as long as you let them dry off properly before plugging them back in a power source.

February 8th
2:36 PM

PSA to everyone in these tags: the official tag is #majo100. Be sure to /at least/ tag your posts with it. Sure, tag ‘em with all the others, too, but… yeah. It helps.

February 7th
8:12 PM
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legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

image

the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

REMEMBER

February 2nd
12:22 PM
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January 29th
1:15 PM